Name: striven zou邹永强
Sex: Male
Language: Native, fluent in oral&written mandarin.
Studying: English.
MSN: qqit@live.cn.
SKype: striven_zou
Self-assessment: I'm cordial, open-minded, friendly, honest and flexble. I live in Shanghai. Now I am working for a sino-american joint venture company and majoring in English at an open university after work. I'm proficient in MS excel, computer including software and hardware and have the capability to dispose/resolve most computer problems. If you have any problem in terms of these field, please get in touch with me. I'll make every effort to help you out.Besides, I am glad to help you with Chinese language. Of coure, in return, you are supposed to chat with me in English at your convenience. I love golden oldies. And here I want to make freinds with you(native is welcome but foreigner is preferred). Enjoy your time.....

This is your first English Lessson please pay attention

Name: striven zou邹永强 -> Change name to "Steven Zou" Striven is totally weird and you will have probelms later i assure you.

Sex: Male -> OK if you are 100% sure, when did you last check?

Language: Native, fluent in oral&written mandarin-> Not sure how this will help people who want to learn Chinese would have helped if you were fluent in Chinese!! but nevermind

Studying: English-> Thats good, best thing i heard so far.

MSN: qqit@live.cn.-> typical student with MSN account
SKype: striven_zou-> see if you can change account to Steven_zou

Self-assessment:
I'm cordial, open-minded, friendly, honest and flexble->no need to say cordial and friendly as means same.

I live in Shanghai-> Good but Shanghai is huge you can't live in all of it?

Now I am working for a sino-american joint venture company-> good so you have money do you have house/apartment, car? Some girls may want to know this information.

and majoring in English at an open university after work->So you have little time to spend your hard earned money, ok so you are a saver.

I'm proficient in MS excel, computer including software and hardware and have the capability to dispose/resolve most computer problems-> so you are basically a GEEK , but don't be ashamed Bill Gates was one too.

If you have any problem in terms of these field, please get in touch with me-> has interest to see what is stored on peoples hard drives this maybe a worrying trait you could get treatment for this so don't worry.

I'll make every effort to help you out-> OK you have money so definiately you could help me out and i am looking forward it.

Besides, I am glad to help you with Chinese language-> so if i have any disputes i know someone who can teach me swear words in Chinese, thats a plus i think i am begining to like you already.

Of coure, in return, you are supposed to chat with me in English at your convenience-> has no friends and fetish of persons speaking to him in English at their local convenience, which is the 7/11. Now you begining to worry me again.....i would prefer Carrefour!!! or Tesco's

I love golden oldies->he is into pensioners and old people, well i am still quite a fews years off getting my pension. A bad night sleep i got pass for a golden oldie.

And here I want to make freinds with you(native is welcome but foreigner is preferred)-> will accomodate Chinese as a last resort but prefers company of Aliens.

Enjoy your time.....-> Not sure i would, have you actually been released yet or you still inside???

Steven, if you don't mind me call you that, you need re-write this as in parts its really scary and other parts extremely scary, best bit was the money but so i think you will have chance meeting Aliens. Good luck

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/27/2009 11:52AM by Jasuk.

Hello, JasUK, thanks for your taking the trouble to make comments to my words twice. It's very kind of you.

Cheers
Steven

no problem Steven it was a pleasure

Dear Jasuk,

I accidentally came across Chinese-tools.com earlier, read your sarcastically rude reply to Steven's posting, and was motivated to register so I can let you know how incredibly insensitive and obnoxious you are. After briefly skimming through other postings and seeing your other replies to peoples' postings, I'm even more convinced that you enjoy being a Smart*** who's not smart enough to know how disrespectfully dumb you are.

I guess I'm dumb too for not being able to ignore your stupidity... Therefore, you must forgive my rudeness because you and I are just as reckless.

Sincerely,
Nianci

I am so glad i have such persuasion that made you register and post several post against me. It nice to meet you too. You may find this hard to believe your comments don't mean a dame...water off a ducks back.
First go back and get check what the guys actual name is first...Mrs i going to world to rights, if not nag them to death....

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/31/2009 12:04PM by Jasuk.