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More chinese jokes...
Posted by: 51doit (IP Logged)
Date: July 26, 2007 10:29PM
之一:鬼子扫荡俺们村,把村民集中到村口并喊到:”是八路的站出来!”俺们都向后退了一步而刘胡兰没动,结果被残忍的杀害~后面有个老汉说:娃是个好娃,就是反应慢了点~~~
  
之二:听说你早上倒垃圾不慎掉进垃圾坑怎么爬也怕不上来,正好来了个捡破烂的老太太伸手把你拉起来说:城里人真浪费,不就是长的丑了点嘛,也不能仍了啊~~~
  
之三:想当年你拳打南山敬老院,脚踢北海幼儿园,一米一下全放倒,你往太平间上一跺脚:不服的给我站起来!没有一个敢喘气的~~~
  
之四:想你,是见很快乐的事.见你,是见很开心的事.爱你,是我永远要做的事.把你放在心上是我一直在做的事.不过,骗你,是刚刚发生的事~~~
  
之五:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸?若君不用卫生纸,莫非你是用手指????~~~
  
之六:答应我,无论遇到什么事都要心情平静,无论去做什么都要意志坚定,无论何时何地都要乐观高兴,无论遇到了谁都不要告诉他你是神经病!~~~
  
之七:农民赶驴进城,遇到个无赖,无赖问:吃饭了没有?农民说:吃了!无赖却说:我问的是驴!农民转身对驴就是两耳光说:给老子不老实!城里有亲戚也不说一声!~~~
  
之八:一人在办公室老是放响屁,同事忍不住说:你能不能不出声?然后便见他坐在哪儿摇来晃去抖个不停.就问:干什么?那人回答说:我调成振动的了!~~~

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/27/2007 02:25AM by Olive.

Re: More chinese jokes...
Posted by: kwaijita (IP Logged)
Date: July 30, 2007 11:54PM
Anyone can translate just a few in English?

Thanks a lot!

Re: More chinese jokes...
Posted by: yolanda (IP Logged)
Date: November 30, 2007 12:06AM
我觉得这样的笑话不适合这个论坛的主题

Re: More chinese jokes...
Posted by: Kerou85 (IP Logged)
Date: January 16, 2008 05:07PM
I don't think this is real appropriate either. These jokes are kind of gross. Maybe that's why they were posted in Chinese.



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